Friday, November 14th, 2008
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7:32 am
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Gah it's official I'm cutting myself off of the boozesauce for a little while, last night was over teh top. Most of the people at the party I was attending were blacked out before 10pm, including me. Not a good scene. Also in the works: shaving, haircut(?), and I need to fast soon. I want to use my next fast to quit smoking and greatly scale back my p0t intake.
Currently relearning linux through trial by fire. Both my desktop and laptop are booting teh *nix, which I'm quite happy about even despite all of the problems and constant work involved with learning and initial set up. Makes me feel dumb. I know windows back to front - I can tell you the three files necessary to boot a 9x system, I know shortcut keys, terminal commands, and where to go and how to do things. Not the case in linux. On the other hand *nix puns are the greatest. Now I just need to set up a windows virtual machine on my desktop so I don't have to actually boot into windows at home ever again...
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Friday, November 7th, 2008
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10:28 pm - Alchemy!
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Monday, October 30th, 2006
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12:29 pm
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Saturday, October 21st, 2006
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6:56 pm - Sovay
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Sovay, Sovay all on a day
She dressed herself in man's array
With a sword and a pistol all by her side
To meet her true love to meet her true love away did ride.
And as she was a-riding over the plain
She met her true love and bid him stand
Your gold and silver kind sir she said
Or else this moment or else this moment your life I'll have.
And when she'd robbed him of his store
She says kind sir there is one thing more
A golden ring which I know you have
Deliver it deliver it your sweet life to save.
Oh that golden ring a token is
My life I'll lose the ring I'll save.
Being tender-hearted just like a dove
She rode away she rode away from her true love.
Oh next morning in the garden green
Just like true lovers they were seen
Oh he spied his watch hanging by her clothes
And it made him blush made him blush like any rose.
Oh what makes you blush at so silly a thing
I thought to have had your golden ring
It was I that robbed you all on the plain
So here's your watch here's your watch and your gold again.
I did intend and it was to know
If that you were me true love or no
For if you'd have give me that ring she said
I'd have pulled the trigger I'd have pulled the trigger and shot you dead.
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
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8:44 am - Muzach
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I command you all to listen to The Kleptones. They offer all of their music for download free on their website so check it out unless you don't like ill beats or art.
Aside from the Kleptones I've been listening to lots of Ska lately, mostly from the 2tone era, like The Specials and Madness. The Specials have a knack for haunting Cure-esque tracks but with a funk/reggae edge that adds a more positive spin to it, plus they use horns and organs much more liberally than the Cure and Lord knows I loves me some orchestral music.
Tonight is my last night of work before Barter Fair but we won't leave until Thursday night it looks like. Hopefully I can arrange a decent amount of money in time. Anybody else out there in internet land going? We have a few open spots in the van (yes, I'm going to Tonasket in a VW van...) if you're considering it but in need of transport. Get ahold of me.
All for now - The Mgmt.
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Monday, October 9th, 2006
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8:18 am
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Monday, October 2nd, 2006
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8:07 pm
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I recently downloaded 2 Manitas De Plata (little hands of silver) albums, both Murder City Devils albums (thought I had them but I couldnt find my copies), both Three Inches of Blood albums, and the new Black Dahlia Murder album called 'Miasma.' Manitas De Plata is an amazing gypsy flamenco guitarist, the successor of Django Reinhardt as the king of gypsy musicians. Everybody and their mother should check him out!
Working at the Holiday Inn has been going quite well but I've become quite a slacker lately. I love my jobs anyways. I've gotten the audit down to half an hour and I have total freedom so long as I get my work done - that means 7.5 hours of paid free time a night. Add health benefits to that and how could you say no?
I did some thinking lately about Katie Kennedy (or, uhh...fuck...uhhhhh..Betzel?) - I've only recently become aware of the fact that I ended things not truly out of a fear of growing up to be like Tom, her father, out of fear of changing too much for somebody, I did it because I wasn't ready for what I asked for and I was too selfish to change. It is no longer discomforting to me to think that if I hadn't done what I did I would be a married man now - while I miss what we had I am glad I'm not married - I only regret any pain I may have caused.
I have been reading more, and excercising. I'm considering joining a gym but I'm unsure still. I don't know if I can afford it or if I'll end up going enough to make it worth it. Along the health tip I really ought to quit drinking so much, quit smoking, quit doing so many drugs, start keeping a regular sleep schedule and eating three square a day at least - I only really want the last two though.
I've been going out more lately, going to more parties and shows and just generally being more social, which is a good thing I think. I have met some rad people and had some rad times lately. I have even met a few cute girls and gotten a few dates - nothing serious, just casual dating - which is exactly what I want right now.
I'm getting back onto a zen kick lately which I think coincides with my increased learning lately - one must learn to never be entirely content, for as soon as that happens one stops striving for more and grows stagnant. Cerebral dystrophy is for real yo - use it or lose it!
My birthday is in exactly 1 month.
All for now - The Mgmt
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Sunday, September 24th, 2006
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9:08 pm - Goethe quotes
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-"To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state."
-"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
-"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."
-"Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must."
-"A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days."
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Friday, September 15th, 2006
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7:15 pm - Story of my life...
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"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not." - The Chief
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Friday, September 8th, 2006
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7:06 pm - Wooo first meme repost in quite some time for me...stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) kryogen
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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
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8:33 am
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After a bowl of resin and a top cigarette I have decided that poverty is bad for your throat.
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Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
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8:17 pm
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"My education was of the most ordinary description, consisting of little more than the rudiments of reading, writing, and arithmetic at a common day school. My hours out of school were passed at home and in the streets." – Michael Faraday
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Friday, August 25th, 2006
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8:08 am - From Chess Mentor
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SUCCESSFUL MOVE:
That's the way! The bishop delivers a sermon about the evils of advancing the pawns in front of your king with 1 ...Bc6++. If the pawn on g3 had not advanced this move wouldn't be a problem. But let the little pawn advance just one square and you're opening yourself up to all sorts of grief.
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Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
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8:06 pm - Never censor yourself
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Tell everybody everything you've ever wanted to say. If I don't talk to you much it's not because I'm afraid of being an asshole, it's because I've nothing to say. I gave Mary a high-five this weekend and it was one of the most satisfying events of the whole trip. MARY I would like to hang out sometime but I don't know Linux very well and probably can't fix your computer. Drop a comment or whatever, y0.
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Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
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7:37 am
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Best torrent I've ever downloaded: "Top 250 hits of the 90's!"
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Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
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7:01 am - Fuck real entries, I'll stick to lyrics
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Sun I call burning wheel
Sword I call wolf of steel
Star I call sword of light
Rune I call sign in stone
Man I call tree that thinks
Earth I call grave of men
God I call not of earth
Sky I call home of gods
Sea I call flock of waves
Ship I call horse at sea
Mount I call giant dead
Wind I call Midgard's breath
Life I call kiss of gods
Fire I call wrath of life
Love I call lust for more
Child I call made of love
Name I call eternal life
Worth I call what lives on
Law I call hard as Hel
Fear I call unjust law
King I call head of men
Queen I call pride of king
Dream I call what is not
Time I call Odin's dream
World I call Yggdrasil
Death I call end of all
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Sunday, July 16th, 2006
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8:28 am - Tolkien miscellania
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Cold be heart and hand and bone
Cold be travelers far from home
They do not know what lies ahead
When sun has failed and moon is dead...
So I live in a shitty basement, in a house with a bunch of hippies. 2 more weeks and I'll have a real room upstairs when buddy moves out. I got the netz0rz hooked up on Friday, I only had to go like 2 weeks without. Things are pretty much the same other than that. I know, I'm one interesting motherfucker....HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR! *I put on my robe and wizard's hat*
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Sunday, June 11th, 2006
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5:41 pm
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Ievan Polkka Loituma lyrics
Artist: Loituma
Album: Other Songs Lyrics
Title: Ievan Polkka Print
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Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.
Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.
Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
and set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
when we're all busy dancing to and fro!
Ieva was smiling, the fiddle it was wailing
as people crowded round to wish her luck.
Everyone was hot but it didn't seem to bother
the handsome young man, the dashing buck.
'Cause who's going to mind a drop of sweat
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!
Ieva's mother she shut herself away
in her own quiet room to hum a hymn.
Leaving our hero to have a spot of fun
in a neighbor's house when the lights are dim.
'Cause what does it matter what the old folks say
when you're all busy dancing to and fro!
When the music stopped then the real fun began
and that's when the laddie fooled around.
When he took her home, when the dancing was over
her mother angrily waiting they found.
But I said to her, Ieva, now don't you weep
and we'll soon be dancing to and fro!
I said to her mother now stop that noise
or I won't be responsible for what I do.
If you go quietly and stay in your room
you won't get hurt while your daughter I woo.
'Cause this fine laddie is a wild sort of guy
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!
One thing I tell you is you won't trap me,
no, you won't find me an easy catch.
Travel to the east and travel to the west but
Ieva and I are going to make a match.
'Cause this fine laddie ain't the bashful sort
when he's all busy dancing to and fro
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Saturday, June 10th, 2006
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11:08 pm
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Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away
Holy Diver
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right
Gotta get away-get away
Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel
Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away
Holy Diver
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Friday, June 9th, 2006
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9:06 pm - DEAR BRIAN SMITH:
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You have my DVDs and the most anonymous name of all time. From whitepages.com:
"Results:
20 listings matching "smith, brian, seattle, WA"
3 non-published listings (more info at US Search)
3 older listings (view)"
ROFL peace out generiname.
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Thursday, June 8th, 2006
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6:20 am - BEL AIRED - FUCK LINKSYS (sup /b/)
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Alfred John (15580): Hi, my name is Alfred John (15580). How may I help you?
I hate your face: Have you ever been to West Philidalphia?
I hate your face: because i was born and raised there
I hate your face: until I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
I hate your face: now I live with my aunty and uncle in Bel Air
Alfred John (15580): Since you don't have any technical concerns with regards to our products, please exit this chat session now.
I hate your face: so now my WAP54G is roken
I hate your face: NO I DOOOO
I hate your face: in the move
I hate your face: the cabby (license plate said fresh, had dice in the mirror) fucking broke it when he put it in the trunk
I hate your face: I pulled up to house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby yo homes "smell ya later
Alfred John (15580): Since you don't have any technical concerns with regards to our products I am going to close our session now.
Alfred John (15580) Has Disconnected
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4:24 am - ahahahahAHnhjasgklhjawj
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From the 4chan invasion of Linksys live support chat:
"Mark Gil (20386): Is your router from Linksys?
Nate: no, it works fine"
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
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4:41 pm - Sorry Addelle + Ken + Mary + Everyone else evar:
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I am the worst buddy ever. I am sorry for ditching as many times as I have in the past. It may even happen again in the future. Goes to show you what going to ten schools in twelve years will do to you: I will become your best friend in 5 minutes and then blow away with the wind 5 minutes after that. C'est la vie; float on.
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3:52 am - Tragedy Farm
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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
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1:53 am - Now you all can see...
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Sunday, June 4th, 2006
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5:03 am
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Saturday, June 3rd, 2006
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2:52 am - From 4chan.org (I swear I'm not really a /b/tard)
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Thursday, May 4th, 2006
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8:42 pm
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I've had a recent bout of ackwardness that I hope is both (a) entirely in my head and (b) going to be over soon, one way or another. Throw emotions down the well, so my mind can be free. We must make thinking easy, then we have a big party.
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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
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3:53 pm
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
current mood: Slouching towards Bethlehem
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Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
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2:23 am
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Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
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8:58 pm - Haiku for you
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Delicious Bento,
You make me fat and happy.
Thanks, teriyaki.
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Saturday, April 15th, 2006
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5:12 am
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After seeing many people I haven't seen in a while tonight, all I have to say is that Brian doesn't have a cellphone for gps reasons, and insanity plan FTW!
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Monday, April 10th, 2006
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12:33 pm
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Forth after dark... a time I do know
In my kingdom... I enter to my own world
Open the gate... of a mountain of dark
Rising with the shadow... a dark world made for me
Black my mind... black my heart...
In my kingdom... I enter to my own world
Open the gate... of a mountain of dark
Rising with the shadow... a dark world made for me
Forth after dark... a time I do know
In my kingdom... I enter to my own world
Open the gate... of a mountain of dark
Rising with the shadow... a dark world made for me
In my kingdom cold...
At the mountains of madness
Unending grimness
These mountains which I heart
In my kingdom cold...
At the mountains of madness
Unending grimness this kingdom it is mine...
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Thursday, April 6th, 2006
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10:34 pm
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Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
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12:11 pm - DEAD
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Saturday, March 25th, 2006
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12:22 pm - Timestamps are all you need, fuck context.
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[11:43] redeyedjediduh: MEAT EXCELLENT
[13:47] commandeath: MEAT
[13:49] commandeath: pfft
[13:58] redeyedjediduh: MEAT HAT
[13:58] redeyedjediduh: WHAT
[13:58] redeyedjediduh: LUV
[03:44] commandeath: FYCJ
[03:44] commandeath: FUCK
[03:44] commandeath: dafsghdjfkglh;jk'
[03:44] commandeath: YOU ARE ILLUSORY
[03:44] redeyedjediduh: AND MADE OF MAGIC
[03:44] redeyedjediduh: dude holly + justin just got in a sweet fight
[03:44] redeyedjediduh: all sorts of fighting.
[04:28] commandeath: GREAT!
[04:28] commandeath: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[11:55] redeyedjediduh: HEY YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LERT WTF EHH
[11:55] redeyedjediduh: EFT
[11:55] redeyedjediduh: LERT
[12:01] redeyedjediduh: IM ELUSIVE? FUCK YOU I HAVE A CELL PHONE!
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
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4:13 pm - CONTEXT IS FOR THE WEAK AKA Flashback to the oldschool
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"I got ascended, and got my armor infused. I am now farming in hell and it rocks."
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
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7:52 pm
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Monday, November 28th, 2005
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4:28 pm
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The seventh aeon will soon pass as it has been foretold
The false empires will crumble and all illusions shall be destroyed
The enslavers tremble with fear, soon our stars align
The forbidden gates begin to open by the power of our forceful sign
Daath - wisdom of the abyss is the key to the broken star
Eleven angles pathways of chaos will bring forth our most wrathful god
Qliphothic forces from beyond will usurp the tree of cosmic lies
The sleeping dragon awakens smelling the elixir of our sacrifice
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva
This is the winter of the last aeon, the hungry end is coming soon
Harbinger of the day of wrath will eclipse the sun and rape the moon
Unfold the starless aeon, the hungry end is coming soon
Harbinger of the day of wrath will eclipse the sun and rape the moon
The snake will completely devour itself putting an end to the cycle of time
Acausal flames will burn all to ashes erasing all signs of the demiurge crime
Our dark gods of chaos will return, this time to rule forever supreme
The dragon mother will then resurrect and end this cosmic dream
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva
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Sunday, November 27th, 2005
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3:32 am
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So after extensive manual-diving and menu-exploring I've got my sound system dialed in all nice and sexy. A few ironies: it's harder to get things to play nicely with the faster and more feature rich optical line as opposed to 6-channel analog connections, and things sound much better when my computer outputs at 48khz as opposed to 96khz! The former is because 6ch analog is the mainstream connection (not everyone has optical outs/wants to spend $50 on cabling), the latter due to my reciever for some strange reason not being able to process sound sent at 96khz as extensively. The weird thing about it, however, is that dvd audio is perfectly fine at 96khz and utilizes ddpl(1/2)/dts just fine, lfe, all that, but when playing audio it forces stereo and won't process out to the rear channels. At 48khz the dvd audio sounds exactly the same as at 96khz, but the reciever can process audio from winamp/mpc/etc that's in stereo and use ddpl2 to create 5.1 discrete channels so all of that shit sounds way better. Unf.
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2:58 am - First internet quiz in years
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Saturday, November 26th, 2005
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10:30 pm - Schedule Change FTW!!!
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So I'm off of graves now. My new skizznedule is M-F 5am-1pm. School schedule will have to be replanned around this, but at least I'm not a vampire anymore. Oh sweet healing rays of the SUN!!! Alright kids, I'm off to go worship Marduk, THE SUN GOD!
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4:04 am - Consumerism Continued
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Black friday harvest: yamaha reciever + 5.1 surround speakers (650watt rms @ 6 ohms) + sound blaster audigy 2 zs platinum + monster thx optical cable ($50!?!?!). TREBBLE AT MY SONIC MIGHT!!! (i kid).
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Monday, November 21st, 2005
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2:28 am - Chuck Norris: The Facts! (source unknown)
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
CHUCK NORRIS RULEZ
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Friday, November 18th, 2005
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6:53 am - Tomfoolery
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Wow - apparently F4I/Sony have ripped off great amounts of GPL/LGPL protected code including ::drum roll:: VLC's de-DRMS code! So those of you who aren't so computer savvy can soak in the irony I will break it down for you: Sony, the champions of copyright protection, stole copyrighted code designed to break copyrights! Check it out here.
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Saturday, November 12th, 2005
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1:40 pm - Birthday+XMas prezzy
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For teh holidays I bought myself a refurbished 3rd gen ipod (15gb) w/ teh iTrip (I know, best name ever) fm broadcaster. UNF. I finally gave in and joined teh podcr3wzzz.
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Thursday, November 10th, 2005
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8:13 am
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My eros is nearly as big as my ego.
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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
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6:13 pm
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7:31 am - WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP_HOP
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